Dictionary of datingDATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.