Worst thing to say on a first date
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
Wait till my wife hears about this!
I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.